Nobody plants it.
It decides where it goes.
Then you can't remember the road without it.
A can and three shirts.
Out for pre-order now. Cans ship by October 27.
Something's growing where it shouldn't be.
I didn't ask. Nothing that spreads ever does.
You'll hear it before you can place it. By then it's in the ditch, the median, the crack in the road you drive every day and have never once looked at.
Laugh. That's the point.
Then check what you're laughing at.
Nobody approved any of this.
Tap to plant. Bluebonnets spread on their own; mowers cut whatever lane they drive down. The GAMFC can refills your seeds and doubles the spread, smoke from the pit stalls a mower, and a full gold bar brings out the lion. Sixty-nine seconds.
One name per device. Beat your own score and it updates.
One show in San Antonio. It might be the only one I ever play.
A full lion built for one night. Costume changes, dancers, a stage that moves, and cameras so it exists after. Not a ticket and not a shirt — a donation. All it buys is the show happening.
Songs, drops, dates, coffee. No spam. No begging.
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